Comedian, TV personality, Activist and Psychic. #1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊 New iHeart Podcast every Thursday | Stand-Up Comedy Tour👇🏼
Sean Spicer joining Dancing with the Stars is proof that America loves giving people second and third chances… if they’re white.
2nd late show added in Toronto for the #LifeWillBeTheDeathOfMe stand-up tour - Get your pre-sale tickets using code STANDUP:
2nd late show added in Toronto for the #LifeWillBeTheDeathOfMe stand-up tour - Get your tickets:
I think we need to have a conversation about how people who smoke weed are actually really productive. In the last year I wrote a book, shot a documentary, embarked on a worldwide stand-up tour, started a weed line, and…still be outraged every day.
The time to #StandWithPP is NOW. The Trump admin just forced Planned Parenthood out of Title X, even though millions have received birth control and other care through Title X at @ppfa health centers for nearly 50 years. Tell Congress to #ProtectX: 202-601-3441 #IStandWithPP
Hello Privilege. It’s me, Chelsea - coming to @netflix September 13th.
The NYPD has fired Daniel Pantaleo, the officer who placed a chokehold on Eric Garner in 2014. And even with video evidence, it only took them 5 years. Are you there racism? It’s me, America.
That was actually his white supremacist batteries recharging.
One of the many perks of being a woman is getting taxed on tampons like they’re Rolexes.
I’m coming on tour to a city near you. #lifewillbethedeathofme Tickets on sale now! 🍊 Link below
If we #BoycottCVS, we are also saving a rainforest. So, two birds.
PRESALE tickets are live for my 'Life Will Be the Death of Me' Stand-Up Tour in the US and CANADA 🍊Use code STANDUP #lifewillbethedeathofme
I sit down with “Andy Barracuda” @andypuddicombe founder of meditation app @Headspace for a conversation about his life, meditation, and monkhood. Click the link to listen to this week's podcast #lifewillbethedeathofme
Today in political news, we found out which Republican is willing to defend rape. Tune in tomorrow to find out who supports murder. @SteveKingIA
New tour dates, new documentary on Netflix in a month, and a new weed line in the fall. I’ve been a busy little beaver, and I can’t wait for you to laugh, watch, and get stoned with me. Not necessarily in that order.
I’m very excited to be adding new dates for my 'Life Will Be the Death of Me' Stand-Up Tour in the US and CANADA 🍊PRESALE Tickets available using code STANDUP Thursday, August 15th @ 10am  #lifewillbethedeathofme
If you think the Chris Cuomo situation is upsetting, then you should see what Trump’s doing to children at the border.
I asked my dogs about gun control, and even they had better solutions than Republicans.
Did you know that if you stand in front of a mirror and say “NRA” three times fast a Republican appears asking for money to support their campaign?
This week I sit down with Writer, Editor, and Imposter Syndrome Survivor, Courtenay Hameister for a conversation on family, sex and my babysitting career. Click the link below.
Please donate anything you can to cover the transportation costs of Victims and Survivors of Mass Shooting/Gun Violence representing ten communities for a Trauma-Informed Mindfulness Healing Retreat - Click below:
We need to start naming guns after women, that way Republicans will try and regulate them.
There’s one political part that wants to protect fetuses. They are Republicans. There is one political al party that wants to protect children after they are born. They are Democrats.
MoveOn: White supremacist violence is emboldened by Trump & enabled by GOP. El Paso just the latest. Tell Sens: Pass H.R.8 on background checks 833-487-4445
RT @freedlander: In 1987, the federal government banned metal-tipped lawn darts because a single child died from one
“Greatest country in the world.”
RT @CoryBooker: One of the lessons in my faith is that you reap what you sow. When Donald Trump uses words like “infestation,” “invasion”…
“Are you on the side of life or are you on the side of those who would take lives and profit from the blood money associated with it?” Bevin asked his opponent @AndyBeshearKY This is @GovMattBevin from Kentucky on abortion, but he seems to be describing his affinity for the NRA.
When we look back at this time in history where our government allowed hundreds of kids to be slaughtered in public spaces and schools, we will have the Republicans to thank. The republicans who valued NRA money over the lives of all Americans.
Y’all see those kids in cages? Kind of hard to watch. Those people were standing in such inhuman areas, I thought the government was going to do something about it.
My apologies for getting this sequence of events wrong. First, Elijah Cummings’ house was broke into, and THEN trump applauded it.
Greenland reportedly lost 197 billion tons of ice in July. And if that doesn’t make you concerned, you’re probably a Republican.
THERE'S THIS ... TRUMP this morning: "The African American community is so thankful. They've called me and said, 'Finally somebody is telling the truth.'"
The African American community is so thankful. They've called me and said, 'Finally somebody is telling the truth.' Out President
Check out the latest endorsements from @emilyslist -- best of luck to these incredible women. - @LarsonforDuluth, first woman to serve as mayor of Duluth - @Lisa_Herbold, committed Seattle civil servant - @LoraineforLA, a scientist combating homelessness
Elijah Cummings’ house was broken into after Trump publicly attacked him on twitter and Republicans say nothing. Our president bullies someone and then has an intruder in his home. The president of the United States. The lows keep coming.
New Podcast Episode - My bestie @marycmccormack reviews my dating history. 🍊 #lifewillbethedeathofme Listen >
Compromising with Trump is no fucking joke, but that’s exactly what Josh Gottheimer did this month. We need Democrats who will fight for the people and that’s exactly why you should donate a few bucks to help his Democratic challenger @Arati4Congress
Debora Juarez (Blackfeet Nation) is the first Native American elected to the Seattle City Council. And @emilyslist has just endorsed her for re-election. Get on that Seattle! Wish you all the best @D5Juarez.
New Jersey.
Thank you to New Orleans for a great night in your beautiful city. I ate like a queen. Adding more stand up dates soon! #lifewillbethedeathofme 🍊 📸 @jenndphotograph
Nashville last night! 🍊 #lifewillbethedeathofme
Thank you, Nashville! I ducking love your city and I Love the Ryman. See you tonight, NEW ORLEANS! Keep ducking 📸Photo: Steve Lowry/Ryman Archives
If you call someone the n-word and your response is “I would say it again” — well, congrats, you just got hired at the White House.
Justice Ginsburg is a true inspiration. How have you been influenced by her career?
Tickets for Life Will Be the Death of Me in #nashville tonight. 🍊👉
Check out my episode on how you can take action on everything that's happening at the U.S. border, and pledge to get involved TODAY!
This week's episode is a special on the U.S. Border and how each of us can help. The episode this week with advocates Shannon Camacho, and Archana Sahgal, discusses what is actually happening at the U.S. Border and how to help. #lifewillbethedeathofme🍊
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