Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | ACTIVIST. Book “Life Will Be the Death of Me” out April 9.
The first episode of my podcast is up. This week, my best friend and my assistant joined me to talk about my life changing experience with therapy. #myapologytour #lifewillbethedeathofme @marycmccormack To subscribe and listen 👉🏾
6 weeks! #lifewillbethedeathofme 🍊🍊🍊@nytimesbooks
Alabama Public Television refused to air an episode of ‘Arthur’ because of a same-sex wedding. They’ll also refuse to air the new season of The Handmaid’s Tale. Because in Alabama, their motto is: “Why show it, when you can live it?”
Joining me on my Life Will Be the Death of Me Tour - Courteney Hameister in PORTLAND on 6/20, Annabelle Gurwitch in SEATTLE on 6/21, and Lindsey Vonn in SAN DIEGO on 6/22. #LifeWillBetheDeathofMe 🍊@lindseyvonn @Wisenheimer @AnnabelGurwitch
Joining me on my Life Will Be the Death of Me Tour - Courteney Hameister in PORTLAND on 6/20, Annabelle Gurwitch in SEATTLE on 6/21, and Lindsey Vonn in SAN DIEGO on 6/22. #LifeWillBetheDeathofMe 🍊@lindseyvonn
How is this a cover up when all the crimes are straight out in the open? No one is covering up anything. That’s how stupid this all is. At a certain point, we’re going to have to administer IQ tests. And yes, I mean “administer.”
Next weekend I will be in PHOENIX on Friday with @marycmccormack and LOS ANGELES On Saturday. Come see me #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME 👉🏼
It’s important for those of you who want to elect progressive women—to be following @emilyslist
Ben Carson wasn’t defining what “REO” meant. He was asking for an Oreo. He woke up from his nap and was hungry.
Let’s save @TheKidsABC
EPISODE 1 of “My Apology Tour” podcast will be with Mary McCormack and my husband Brandon. The first episode drops this Thursday. Subscribe 🤸🏼‍♂️ @marycmccormack #MYAPOLOGYTOUR #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME
The finale of @TheKidsABC airs tonight with my Yaya @marycmccormack. Please watch and make some noise!  Help them find a new home and save this funny show! @ABCStudios #savethekidsarealright #Netflix #Hulu
BREAKING: @TIMESUPLDF + @ACLU + @Fightfor15 workers just filed 23 new cases vs. @McdonaldsCorp for sexual harassment at their restaurants. Help us tell @McDonalds #TIMESUP by adding your name:
RT @chelseahandler: I know everyone is upset about the Starbucks cup and the water bottle in Game of Thrones, but they’re taking away women…
I know everyone is upset about the Starbucks cup and the water bottle in Game of Thrones, but they’re taking away women’s rights in Alabama. #seriously
This was the first time I took one of my dad’s used cars to go look for my own apartment. I was 6. And those were extensions.
The majority of Americans don’t want to see Roe v. Wade overturned. #IStandWithPP to organize, rally, and fight back against the extreme abortion bans sweeping the country. Take action: #StopTheBans @ppact
The petition to remake the last season of #GameofThrones has hit 1 million signatures, and I think everyone who signed it should be required to make a donation to the ACLU. If you’re that mad about a TV show, you need to get your priorities together.
Durham and Mamrie Hart last night for #lifewillbethedeathofme. Thank you everyone who came out! 🍊@mametown 📸 @andymartinjr
Comedian @chelseahandler gets serious about confronting her white privilege. Full interview:
I keep seeing the names “James Charles” and “Tati Westbrook” and I don’t know if these are Game of Thrones characters or candidates running for president, but I do know that we all should be donating to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood.
Thank you, Clearwater and Miami for two nights of good Floridian vibes. And thank you to Glennon Doyle and Lilly Singh for being there with me! Love you both. #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME 🍊🍊🍊 @GlennonDoyle @IISuperwomanII
I'm talking about my "Life Will Be the Death of Me" Tour and book on my first ever Podcast on @iheartradio. New episodes will be released every Thursday starting on May 23 #lifewillbethedeathofme. Subscribe 👉🏼 🍊
Thank you? @GlennonDoyle for an incredible night in ClearwTer. Thank you @RuthEckerdHall see you tonight, Miami! #lifewillbethedeathofme 🍊
In Alabama, Black women are dying from cervical cancer at 2x the rate of white women, and from pregnancy & childbirth more than 4x as often. In the face of public health crises that are killing women, politicians are eroding health care access & jailing doctors. #StopTheBans
What You Can Do to Help Women in States With Extreme Abortion Bans - I am linking the actionable things you can do today here.
Of those 25 men who voted to ban abortion in Alabama, I’d like to know how many of them have ever been pregnant. Or have gotten pregnant as a result of rape. I’d like to know how many of those men know exactly what it is like to be a woman. The answer is zero.
RT @BusyPhilipps: TONIGHT on @BusyTonightTV the incredible @chelseahandler returns to E! and we have SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT! Dont miss it. I…
I’m surprised Trump hasn’t watched Game of Thrones and asked why he can’t have a dragon so he can ride around and destroy things. Then again, I think even dragons have weight limits.
Joining more than 165 artists to show my support for health care access and the Title X program. Everyone — regardless of who you are or how much you make — deserves health care. Health care is a human right. Check out the full ad in @variety - #ProtectX
Trump wants to send the first woman to the moon by 2024. And since Melania will be in her mid-50s then, there’s a good chance it could be her.
90% approval rating among republicans for trump. They just love abusive relationships.
Tickets on sale now for ATLANTA, MONTCLAIR, WESTBURY. I recently added 3 new shows to my Life Will Be the Death of Me Sit-Down Comedy Tour. For my additional dates I’m going back to stand-up. 🍊 #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME Tickets 👉🏼
Happy #MothersDay to all the moms in my life. My real Chunk, my sissies, my toots, my yaya, my aunt, and Tammy… Tammy was celibate when I rescued her, but no doubt she mothered over dozens of children in her hay day.
I was Chunks mother, and he was my husband, and in this photo we both had orange hair. 🍊To every single person out there that considers themselves a mother in some way shape or form, today is to you. #happymothersday
RT @ShannonSamson: Devoured this book on vacation. I recommend it. Very honest, vulnerable, relatable and inspiring. I am feeling you, @che…
I will be doing a live book signing at 5:30pm PT on my Facebook page. There’s still time to get your signed copy and ask a question |
#DearMeTenYearsAgo, stop saying your favorite show growing up was The Cosby Show. You’ll thank me later.
The only thing more embarrassing than being called the “Red Socks” is actually going to the White House.
I thought Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was a new strain of cannabis.
RT @latelateshow: Side effects of tonight's #LateLateShow with @chelseahandler and Ginnifer Goodwin may include uncontrollable laughter. It…
A Little Farm with the Biggest Plan. #TheBiggestLittleFarm is in select theaters this Friday
ATLANTA, MONTCLAIR, WESTBURY! I am adding new dates to my "Life Will Be the Death of Me" sit-down comedy tour. These are the first three dates I am adding, more to come. Tickets for these cities will be on sale Monday, May 13 at 10AM Eastern. #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME
How many children have to get killed for Republicans to do something about gun control? Thousands. Millions. Thank you for teaching our children that money from the NRA is more important than their lives.
Happy #TeacherAppreciationDay to all the teachers out there. You do the one thing everyday that I have worked my entire life to avoid… be around kids.
Happy #TeacherAppreciationDay to all the teachers out there. You do the one thing everyday that I have worked my my entire life avoid… be around kids.
Congrats @amyschumer on finally giving birth after your 2-year-long pregnancy. If you ever need a babysitter, call me. I won’t answer.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Yes, god wants children in cages. That was always his plan.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders calls it "pretty pathetic" if House Judiciary Democrats have to staff out their questioning of Barr to committee counsel. I may indulge in cannabis, but not enough to forget that this is the exact thing the GOP did to Christine Blasey Ford.
The corruption is on a level that surprises me every day, yet they do it with confidence and arrogance because they are with a man who hasn’t yet paid for any of his actions. That is why we need to impeach Barr and Trump. I’m so sick of information being held from the public.
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