Explainer, editor, op-ed maker @Mashable. Author, How Star Wars Conquered the Universe (amzn.to/2IfM14e). Future-curious. Mind, heart, DMs open.
pretty much every fan's trailer experience, drugs not necessarily included https://twitter.com/caitiedelaney/status/1186467829790330882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEtkeHoIeU
Is ... is Palpatine doing "I crush you" https://twitter.com/nick_field90/status/1186481893216272385
This is the insta-analysis you're looking for https://mashable.com/article/rise-skywalker-final-trailer-analysis/
Who among us does not keep a spare Star Destroyer in the freezer https://twitter.com/admiraljello/status/1186470324696768512
TIRED: Snakes on a plane WIRED: Horses on a spaceship https://twitter.com/bb8fanclub/status/1186471129986129920
"Let's kill him and give some weight to this thing." -- Harrison Ford
Unless it's a fake-out, of course. KILL THREEPIO FOR REAL, YOU COWARDS
Huh. Never realized how much Threepio could be redeemed as a character if you kill him off in the final film.
One last look at your friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qn_spdM5Zg #TheRiseOfSkywalker
BURIED STAR DESTROYERS AND DYING THREEPIO AND HORSES OH MY #TheRiseOfSkywalker
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Never underestimate the power of really good coffee and a really good donut.
With an act of betrayal baked so deep into America's founding story, you'd think people would have stopped saying military service ≠ treachery about 230 years ago.
Benedict Arnold put his life on the line for America too. https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1186405744146554882
This is what happened when conservatives played the ref on @facebook, which used to have actual humans with news judgment selecting the trending stories. Just an astonishing capitulation that affects what millions of people read every day. https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/1186378064835428352
RT @SPMiles42: I'm trying to imagine being 10 days away from living in a state that's due to secede from the USA and having zero idea wheth…
Spark of the Resistance Rise of the Resistance Resistance Reborn Resistance Revival Suddenly, Resistance Resistance Can’t Stop Won’t Stop
Charlie Brown hires Lucy as Football Placement Specialist. Again. For crying out loud, @CNN. https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1186305652223807490
She nails it. The #1 problem with British culture. The stiff upper lip does SO much internal damage, but it happens over decades so people don’t notice. https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1186042642049703939
RT @JamesMelville: The irony of Brexit: The UK now has the biggest pro-EU movement of any country in Europe.
Proud to have arrived on Earth in the same year as ‘hyperdrive’ and ‘space cadet’ https://www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler
RT @oliviasolon: My American coworkers keep asking me what's happening with Brexit and just when I think I've got a grip on the situation..…
And the award for most Orwellian statement of 2019 goes to @kevincramer for turning "obvious corruption" into "integrity and transparency" https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1185294348579160065
BREAKING: No such thing as "lying" on Facebook. Zuck has decreed that it's "injecting messages." Please update your lexicons accordingly. https://twitter.com/thekenyeung/status/1185261950923493376
The borderline psychopathic "Cheers!" right after the threat is what really makes this email special
Pro tip for PR people: do not do this. Silence means no. https://twitter.com/eringriffith/status/1185230629446619136
🎶 to my 👂👂 https://twitter.com/Politidope/status/1185217947897401344
In which the creators and cast of #SiliconValley talk about how hard it is to make with the funny about our new tech overlords. https://mashable.com/article/silicon-valley-satire-ending/
This really is the ultimate "It's 2016 and we're writing a wacky parody of what a Trump administration might look like!" headline https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1184959780303134720
RT @superpixels: So we’re taking the Roman road to ruin https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1185050649958014981
Big shout-out to the 4% of people who think Trump has "probably" done things that are impeachable but don't think we should investigate https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1184915652643086336
This did not age well. I suspect today's disingenuous nonsense about allowing Trump free rein to lie will not age well either. https://money.cnn.com/2016/11/10/technology/facebook-mark-zuckerberg-fake-news/index.html
Old enough to remember November 2016, when Zuck said anyone pointing out all the pre-election pro-Trump fake news on his platform was a liberal elite https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1184898901238845441
"Wow, just @ me next time," thought the journalist. It was a mid-October afternoon, and the sun shone through the blinds, creating interesting patterns on the keyboard that (1/94) https://twitter.com/MoiseNoise/status/1184577716621905920
RT @katierogers: In 2015 his government locked up a doctor for sharing a meme of Erdogan looking like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. ht…
Yes but has anyone let him know he’s free to have a facial expression https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/17/tech/mark-zuckerberg-free-expression-speech-georgetown/index.html
In a few years we'll be able to look back on all this insanity and laugh* *Offer void if he launches nukes and kills us all
Ironically, "don't be a tough guy, don't be a fool" is literally the best advice Trump could have received on day on in the job. Projecting AGAIN.
American diplomacy, 2019.
"Don't be a tough guy Don't be a foooool Don't let the world doooooooooown I will ... call you later ...."
If you set this letter to music it would make a pretty decent Sinatra song https://twitter.com/trish_regan/status/1184559361638748161
I don't like winter. It's rough, it's cold, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere.
RT @AdamParkhomenko: Trump finally getting that popular vote https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/1184489749584732161
RT @thewritertype: The majority of the universe consists of dark matter, especially on Wednesdays.
Think I sprained something with this pun
Sch-Rouge-dinger's One https://twitter.com/ManaByte/status/1184230557716107267
 
 
 
 
 
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