trying to replicate Barbuto's kale caesar with toasty breadcrumbs and pecorino for dinner tonight. will be one of my most missed dishes in the world once they leave nyc this week 😭
honestly I do not understand the layout at all. the acronyms, the joining of groups, the threads, the windows. it is impossible for me to navigate. it makes me feel very stupid but then I just read someone's post and I don't feel as stupid https://twitter.com/heyheyheysis/status/1132761226084098048
time to reddit myself to death
ok it is unanimous. you all love it and I'm getting jealous. I am seeing it tonight!
I NEED TO SEE BOOKSMART. I haven't been this excited for a movie in a while!! Can someone carry me to the theater?? I will buy your snacks and ticket!!
I just watched "Charles Manson: The Funeral" and wowzers...that funeral had some characters
John also said this and I was like okay what are u a fucking English major and he was like yes https://twitter.com/su_szend/status/1132734926128914433
I just did one of those very annoying Instagram stories where the top is a ton of dashes but I am very behind on miles’ birthday posting!
an update: I look like a forensics file cadaver? #stairwife #cliffwife
I fell down a flight of stairs the same day that lady fell off the cliff and all john did was leave to Aruba
RT @chrissyteigen: I have been reading the “I am the asshole?” (AITA) section of Reddit for truly...6 hours now
please I beg you stop sending me new subreddits u are giving drugs to an addict
Am I*....stupid stupid stupid
this is my househorse
I have been reading the “I am the asshole?” (AITA) section of Reddit for truly...6 hours now
I finally fell down my stairs yesterday. Can’t believe it didn’t happen sooner
BABIES @beeprinsloo @HilaryHRhoda (thank you angelsbestpics!) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0oRhChZNL/?igshid=19k4z7ngzk8d7
https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2019/05/chrissy-teigen-mom-vilailuck-quibi-comedy-chrissys-court-1202621381/am p/
if you’re mad about some petty ass shit and wanna take that person to court, you let us know
my mom is the bailiff and I cannot wait for her to say “HEY YOU TALK TO THE JUDGE NOT EACH OTHER” and basically take selfies the entire time
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, SMALL CLAIMS COURT JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE PETTY
damn who knew college ruled paper ceramic plates existed. u all need to APOLOGIZE, Justine I apologize on behalf of the internet!!!! https://twitter.com/JustineSkye/status/1131423356807503872
I sleep very tense, with my arms crossed, opposite hands on shoulders, kind of like a vampire but on my side and it is making me very achy. I can’t stop. Is this what a weighted blanket would help with or do I just need to be swaddled like a baby
Before they were TV stars, celebs like @chrissyteigen, @jesseleesoffer and @IISuperwomanII pitched products: https://adweek.it/2JwZV63
well it looks like we are now being penalized for my spoiler and the award has been taken away and given to Carson Daly. Again I apologize
truly sorry for spoiling the voice tonight. I thought that since the official account tweeted it, it would be okay. But now I realize it wasn’t and will make sure that when my husband wins something with someone, I will wait for each state and every country before being excited
just tried to call john with Luna. guess he is too busy for us now. such is the life of a voice winner
this is literally the happiest I’ve ever seen John ever???? https://twitter.com/nbcthevoice/status/1131034514971455489
OH MY GODDDDDDDD!! WOOHOO!!! https://twitter.com/nbcthevoice/status/1131032433174896641
I never ask for anything but please PLEASE do me a solid and #VoteMaelyn to win the voice!!!!! https://twitter.com/nbcthevoice/status/1130654566167375872
WE HAVE A PROMO!! I cannot even express in words how proud I am of this show. #bringthefunny premieres June 9th on NBC!!! Please follow your new best friends kenanthompson @amandaseales realjefffoxworthy https://www.instagram.com/p/BxqmAQ-hJrd/?igshid=g4mj6pk12ed1
don’t worry I hugged him for a long time this morning 🥰 https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/1129977174642122752
😩 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxoa0s2lQH0/?igshid=1wqt7sxr7g3hm
an emotional moment for me. my baby doing the dream!! #snl https://www.instagram.com/p/BxoZplUln3p/?igshid=1ozqlejx2a43c
I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me
oops I made a pact with myself not to care about extremely stupid people but I also misread that so I’ll stop talking to myself as well
Anyone saying sweet potato pie can go is a lunatic please unfollow
A lot of you are saying poundcake without thinking of all the amazing toppings for it. Goodbye, red velvet. https://twitter.com/stephldv/status/1129412400107675648
 
pound cake gets too much unwarranted hate
here goes: both Wendy’s and Jack in the Box spicy chicken sandwiches are better than chik-fil-a
“I can’t believe I’m 1 today!!!!” Happy birthday to the absolute best baby boy I could ever imagine having. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiJCjRB8fB/?igshid=11oxex4wjfts
This morning I told john do not, under any circumstance, make me a bedtime sandwich, no matter how hard I ask. I asked him for one tonight and he made it. While it WAS delicious, should I be mad??
Oh my god it is VERY good
RTINNNNGGGGG https://twitter.com/mallory_lobb/status/1128806401843826688
In celebration, I’m making my chicken pot pie soup topped and baked with drop biscuits for a creamy chicken n biscuits delight
41 minutes until southern charm 41 minutes until southern charm
NEW NEWWWWWWW!!!! https://www.target.com/s?searchTerm=chrissy+teigen+cravings+collection&category=0%7CAll%7Cmatchallpartial%7Call+categori es&tref=typeahead%7Cterm%7C0%7Cchrissy+teigen+cravings+collection%7C%7C%7Cservice&searchRawTerm=cravings+everything
maybe my jean days have passed. it is time for a new era to enjoy...weird jeans
I am shopping for jeans and I gotta say.... I am worried about the current state of jean design
 
 
 
 
 
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