Upgrade to MEDALLION STATUS, the new book by John Hodgman.
RT @gregpak: based on your comments, that you would have no interest in discussing the purchase of your foot or thumb or even one of your e…
RT @JuliusGoat: Nice you made a VEGANS FOR ROMNEY bumper sticker just to see the reaction, fella. Glad it was amusing to you. Other peopl…
RT @JuliusGoat: The incuriosity is deliberate. If you started talking particulars, suddenly we aren't into value-free distinctions like wh…
RT @jtkantor: For reasons that no one understands, I'm speaking and playing at the Smithsonian this Saturday.
About to go fly in that junk. See you next time dressing room bath mat. I hope. #medallionstatus https://www.instagram.com/p/B1bAPIGlr0Q/?igshid=1w2vmiakq8qmc
RT @scharpling: I am on the latest episode of HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK with @willhines and @SeanClements and @hayesdavenport. It might be my favo…
Some days get you down a little so it’s nice to come back to the dressing room bathroom and remember: you still got it. #dressingroombathmatlife #medallionstatus https://www.instagram.com/p/B1ZSWH2FKGP/?igshid=1rawo5msyhi8h
RT @jesseThorn: I've actually had a viable business for like a decade. But Conan's cool. https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1163799179292008452
This is my thinkpiece about the “devastating thread of embarrassing receipts” boom of 8/20/19. PS Linda has had an amazing podcast since 2010: https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510282/pop-culture-happy-hour Oh and me too! https://www.maximumfun.org/shows/judge-john-hodgman https://twitter.com/lindaholmes/status/1163839650882084864
RT @JustinMcElroy: "The next big media revolution isn’t coming from the networks or even pay cable: It’s being written right now, semi-annu…
RT @espiers: @EWErickson The right believes in forgiveness of sins for white wealthy men only. Otherwise you'd all be on board with decarce…
If the Tethered could live underground eating only raw rabbit without dying of malnourishment or Vitamin E deficiency then I should be able to live forever in this dressing room eating only craft services sausage… https://www.instagram.com/p/B1YnIpyl4HT/?igshid=1df7jip65s5h9
RT @JustinMcElroy: It’s a hot one! https://twitter.com/sawbones/status/1163192021076598784
RT @batdorkgirl: #LunaTickArmy there's been an uptick in votes for our competition. Make sure and vote so #TheTick and his chum make it to…
RT @anildash: Having lunch with my parents and they are, unprompted, telling me about great mangoes they ate growing up. In case you’ve eve…
I’m sitting next to @GriffLightning and @boxofficemojo is down?!
People need to know about this hat market. https://www.instagram.com/p/B1XG-Vlllay/?igshid=synbtl2g2bmn
RT @SHIFF2019: PLAN NOW for PLAN 9 at #SHIFF19 ! - tix at http://TarrytownMusicHall.org - Live reading of #Plan9FromOuterSpace 10/11 at @TheMusic…
RT @poniewozik: The whole 1619 Project is great, but this by @jbouie is such a good evisceration of the toxic assumption that some American…
“Sense on humor” https://twitter.com/johncornyn/status/1162814192878964737
 
not to mention.......... "the left" is singular.......... oh, it have zero sense on humor, jc? IT HAVE? [snorts victoriously]
Be like Josh! Super nice. Double funny. Owns good sweaters! https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1163452176569643014
They added a bath mat to my dressing room bathroom so that’s how you know I’ve got status now. More tales of glamor, fame, and status coming to you soon. http://bit.ly/MEDALLIONSTATUS https://www.instagram.com/p/B1WWNfvF1iI/?igshid=1mbqtmqlso4t
RT @RandyRa41125811: @hodgman - this bookstore is great. Wouldn’t have found it without you & your powerhouse social media. https://t.co/0T…
RT @AoDespair: This is foolish and self-absorbed. We need a good many Americans to change their minds about misrule and nascent fascism. If…
RT @capnjoy: See, you know sexism is a real force in this country because how else can you explain people thinking this person is not likab…
RT @jonfavs: Listen to @AOC’s answer on how we can have difficult conversations about race that are rooted in grace, love, and understandin…
I will spread this word https://twitter.com/frankangones/status/1162200630686957568
Retweeted without comment because none is needed. https://twitter.com/KennethWReid/status/1162062764287954946
It’s 6:48AM at LGA, they are playing Tom Waits in the Sky Club, and my ascension to deep dad middle age is complete. #medallionstatus @ Delta Sky Club https://www.instagram.com/p/B1ONkcVlvM5/?igshid=8epep4vxa0cy
I could straight up take a shower in my dressing room if I had brought my own towel and yes I am bragging. #platinummedallionstatus https://www.instagram.com/p/B1NHujsFz20/?igshid=q6nphzbkdsf3
Imagine being her parent or sibling or friend or any decent human being and seeing this celebrity be named but not Ashley Ellerin’s.
RT @tedlieu: Dear @USAmbIsrael: You are an American. Your allegiance should be to America, not to a foreign power. You should be defending…
RT @TVietor08: Accusing two US members of Congress of hating Israel and ALL Jewish people is one of the most disgusting, divisive things th…
RT @ewarren: Israel doesn't advance its case as a tolerant democracy or unwavering US ally by barring elected members of Congress from visi…
RT @jonfavs: We are lucky to have @StephenAtHome https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1161817823230025728
RT @AyannaPressley: Resign. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/2019/08/14/steve-king-abortion-rape-incest-westside-conservative-i owa-representative-birth-iowa-civilization/2007230001/
RT @mattyglesias: Beto can decide for himself. But on paper, the US system of government is actually extremely well set up to handle the…
RT @jbouie: come check me out with the boys in just a few weeks https://twitter.com/doughboyspod/status/1162054476334637056
We have one more recording sesh with Joel at @weru. I got called back to NYC on fluke job https://twitter.com/ebydoesit/status/1162034175144288256
The first thing I consider when acting is “Is my character a Florsheim Comfortech guy or not?” It all builds from there. For more incredible stories like this you can pre-order MEDALLION STATUS if you like:… https://www.instagram.com/p/B1MAQuLleiG/?igshid=mtwn3jy2k6mf
RT @mountain_goats: you get the feeling Fox & Friends won't find this newsworthy https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1161876225142530048
I agree. In general I would like us as a culture to please stop defecating on skill, patience, competency, and training. https://twitter.com/care2much18/status/1161983684653789185
Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 428: Side Effects May Include Justice http://bit.ly/JJHO428
!!! https://twitter.com/MaxFunHQ/status/1161779138891436032
RT @KenPlume: Another deep folder find. Here’s @jacksonpublick’s pen-on-post-it art for one of the #VentureBros holiday singles (all of whi…
Thank you coworkers. http://bit.ly/MEDALLIONSTATUS https://twitter.com/narkolator/status/1161506073980952576
Here is another photo of @SirPatStew in Roman garb to alert you that elliottkalan and I will be recording Episode II of our special “I, CLAUDIUS” themed podcast miniseries TOMORROW (8/14/19) at noon eastern. If you… https://www.instagram.com/p/B1HjFDQAOIX/?igshid=1aly3azftcni2
RT @iproposethis: Do you have white teenage sons? Listen up. I've been watching my boys' online behavior & noticed that social media and…
RT @espiers: It's always the aggressively mediocre white men like Cuccinelli who are in America through zero effort of their own who think…
RT @nickwiger: Epstein should’ve been held in a magneto cell & instead he was being guarded by a deputized shipping clerk from a fedex offi…
 
 
 
 
 
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