Upgrade to MEDALLION STATUS, the new book by John Hodgman.
RT @YNB: Any Senator who walks out during the proceedings should be locked out and not allowed to vote on anything else during the Impeachm…
RT @ArielDumas: @hodgman @mountain_goats For reference: https://twitter.com/i/moments/942165790677225472
RT @chrismcquarrie: Del Toro said every line the way I wrote it (in a way I never intended). Every laugh Jeremy runner got in Rogue Nation…
RT @muhdawn: don't watch this if you can't bear to see Michael Palin cry 😭
RT @ParkerMolloy: 1. It wasn’t done to advance their own political interests. 2. It was done IN THE OPEN, not through a series of shady “w…
RT @JuliusGoat: He voted dozens of times to block evidence.
RT @kyledcheney: House Democrats asked for all the witnesses they now want the Senate to call but Trump directed them not to appear. They a…
RT @scottaw: Judge John Hodgman — Live From Atlanta 2019 https://overcast.fm/+FTfr0_0
I remember this interview very fondly. Made me appreciate Jones even more than I already did (a lot). Farewell to him with deep thanks. https://twitter.com/jessethorn/status/1220013832539537408
RT @jonfavs: Was this before or after he gave an interview where he said cutting Medicare and Social Security is on the table in his 2nd te…
RT @pdacosta: Trump told CNBC he wants to cut Social Security.
RT @jesseThorn: Pretty excited to be interviewing the great Steve Buscemi today for @Bullseye. What should I ask him about? https://t.co/gp…
RT @owillis: if every dem running for president doesn't hit this today what's the point? https://twitter.com/JenBaty/status/1220020545397366784
“Heel clicking not recommended” @ Delta Terminal - John F. Kennedy International Airport https://www.instagram.com/p/B7oFIKFlldE/?igshid=f47oh74j3lhe
36 years ago I met Terry Jones. I was meant to interview him. I asked for tea, so he opened a bottle of Chablis & got me drunk. He was funny, brilliant and honest. He was irrepressible and is seen here repressing the very young me. Rest in Peace, Terry. You were an inspiration.
RT @DanWilbur: It’s crazy to me that people leave Yelp reviews for hiking trails. “If you like nature, I guess it’s OK. 3 stars.” or “TOOK…
RT @HulkSJW: Newton Wolves Rap by GZA & John Hodgman https://youtu.be/xAxr-U9XdWg
"And white chocolate is an abomination" --- @jesseThorn
I don't like banana bread.
 
People like what they like. My wife also prefers salt and savory. But you haven't had MY banana bread. #bwahaha
RT @hodgman: I love my friends who are with Bernie & I love & will support him (or whomever) of course of course. But Warren has always bee…
RT @michaelianblack: Feeling pretty bad for these Republican senators who know in their hearts that the president is a corrupt fraud but ca…
Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.
RT @kashanacauley: Kinda wild that guns aren’t allowed to drink from water fountains.
“Per” [fucking] “MONTH” https://twitter.com/nathanlerner/status/1219303119877701632
RT @franklinleonard: Overlong 2020 Democratic Presidential primary endorsement thread incoming. Twitter probably isn't the optimal medium,…
RT @bjoewolf: @cmclymer @GayTJ96 I was civically disengaged for years. Complacent, even. But burying my friends after Pulse changed that.…
RT @cmclymer: I honestly don't care if Bernie Sanders didn't vote until his '30s (if that is the case). I reject the implication that if so…
This will bring our nation together https://twitter.com/mattbooshell/status/1219426585541009408
I love my friends who are with Bernie & I love & will support him (or whomever) of course of course. But Warren has always been my candidate and I don’t feel like being shy about it. F. Leonard makes the case & I am grateful. I love him & if you disagree I get it. I love you too. https://twitter.com/franklinleonard/status/1219476984700424192
RT @danzu72: Back in the 1960s the Black Panthers patrolled their neighborhoods with weapons, and in response Gov. Reagan working with Dem…
Aka “Seizure Cam” https://twitter.com/retronewsnow/status/1219480284762116096
I personally will never forgive the algorithm for tricking me into responding “cleverly” to a tweet that is 20 hours old.
It may be that @Twitter ends up destroying the Democratic experiment by inviting hordes of racists and foreign feces stirrers to goad us into tearing each other apart here, but...
RT @chrismcquarrie: We hear a lot of stories about those creators who stick passionately to their guns and triumph. In truth, they're rare.…
RT @espiers: I wonder if these pasty insecure dudes running around Richmond in kevlar and carrying military-grade weaponry designed explici…
RT @PKhakpour: oof #mlkday is exactly what one would expect on instagram
RT @AyannaPressley: Black women have been robbed of things for a long time, that’s nothing new Robbed of our men who were lynched Robbed…
I love @Twitter! Can’t stop tweeting ! Helps me keep in touch with friends and news of the day! Hello @BillCorbett!
 
Maybe it was a sneak endorsement for national ranked choice voting? (Which I endorse, by the way)
I didn’t know that newspapers got TWO votes. Must be nice.
There’s no business like friend business. @ The Speakeasy SF https://www.instagram.com/p/B7hffcrFaq4/?igshid=gnh59d51t09u
RT @benmekler: It’s the freakin’ weekend, a terrific time to check out KIPO AND THE AGE OF WONDERBEASTS on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/80221553
RT @GriffLightning: The early and late show will be *ENTIRELY* different, so true heads will want to come see both.
RT @harikondabolu: HARI KONDABOLU 2020 TOUR: 1/23-1/25: NEW YORK CITY 2/19: DURHAM, NC 2/20: SAVANNAH, GA 2/21: HOUSTON, TX 2/22: NEW ORLEA…
RT @clontz: Just finished @hodgman's "Medallion Status" and it was, of course, super. Melancholy and funny in a perfect ratio.
RT @RadSechrist: This rap by @hodgman and @TheRealGZA #kipo #kipoandtheageofwonderbeasts @nojumper @WORLDSTAR
Can’t wait for my new career to start https://www.instagram.com/p/B7ebWDelcL9/?igshid=mh5leq1iivvi
RT @dontstaylong: Kipo has a scene with @hodgman and @TheRealGZA as leaders of a pack of astronomy-obsessed wolves who live in the Griffith…
I had a good time dispensing justice with my friend and forever bailiff @putthison. Thank you Jesse and thank you everyone who came out to the Castro and all the shows this week. PS this Thrilling Adventure Hour… https://www.instagram.com/p/B7d5t7tleL3/?igshid=1tfifa1ik2khv
But this one goes to 11. @ Japantown, San Francisco https://www.instagram.com/p/B7cQlU9l8l1/?igshid=o1uwtpjldcaj
 
 
 
 
 
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