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today in a Google doc, while writing a list of todo items Google's AI suggested that I tag in a coworker by email into a task βž• she is an expert on that subject and that's impressive AI! βž– she left the company two years ago and her email account is disabled!
since 2014, whenever I eat some yogurt I still think about how Chobani is an ultra sick burn in Croatian https://twitter.com/mrgan/status/509889857506664448
every El Camino loving cell in my body is buzzing while watching this tesla pickup hack, hell yeah @SimoneGiertz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R35gWBtLCYg
Love to live in the future where Siri suddenly forgot I owned a garage door that is accessible from the Apple Home app, despite working perfectly for the past year.
huh, spammy PR is hitting Spotify too, wonder if they have thousands of bots and fake accounts to guarantee those boosted numbers?
Whenever I tell people in Oregon the way to Mt. Hood is to take the 99 to the 205 to the 26 I’m immediately outed as a SoCal native. https://twitter.com/themorningnews/status/1140622768678944768
barron trump, fathers day 2019
Hey @lhl brought by his @playdate prototype. We played a game where you measure great distances then you wind it up after.
Hey @lhl brought by his @playdate prototype. We played a game where you measure great distances then you wind it up after.
Listen, I came to this afternoon garden party to do two things: chew bubblegum and have difficulty connecting with strangers over small talk. And I’m all out of gum.
oops 5k, oxygen deprivation y’all
βœ… achieved a goal before 9am today
RT @erinscafe: Text BAILEY to 244-77! https://twitter.com/etothenev/status/1139731019496472576
this article is NOT about me - https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Sleeping-Driver-405-Freeway-Los-Angeles-Tesla-Autopilot-511237312.html
I used autopilot 99% of the drive. I would go over 100 miles and over an hour of driving without providing any input to the car. no steering, no breaking no accelerating - just autopilot. it's way better than it gets credit for.
 
My favorite thing about my last car with radar cruise/lane keep assist was I could be stuck in an hour of stop-and-go traffic but show up to a morning meeting feeling fresh and ready to work, because I wasn't frustrated/stressed from driving on my own concentrating on traffic.
We know @realDonaldTrump loves flag day! http://NotMyPresidentCalendar.com
 
https://twitter.com/dril/status/171450835388203008
So we started walking along it enjoying the sunset for a while and then we turned a corner and there was a giant parking lot hockey game happening in August, with 20 people on rollerblades. Then it hit me. Those signs weren't from 1993. They were current.
Last year I was in Vancouver, BC, staying near the waterfront path around Stanley Park and my family wanted to walk along it at sunset and I said "Ok but I think it's unmaintainedβ€”I saw tons of signs about rollerblades, they must not have repaved it or touched it since the 1990s"
omg I nailed my sketch pose
I couldn’t fit β€œremote employee for life” as a knuckle tattoo so I got this shirt instead
 
love those @frank_chimero shirtles
My idea for next year's jerseys
RT @barrylam: @BDayBoysMitch Credit: @OdelayOwl
(I'll watch it when it hits iTunes)
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Just go when they meet the Hulk at the diner.
TIL you can buy Plan B on the internet for less than $11 delivered anywhere, including states trying to criminalize women's health https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NKMY5E2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?th=1
I don’t use Apple’s podcast app and I prefer to write my rare reviews with a keyboard so I use desktop iTunes to do it. I know iTunes is going away plus I mostly listen in my car or while walking so I guess I won’t be rating shows in the future. What a weird dumb system.
How often do YOU actually stop a podcast, wander over to iTunes, and drop a five star rating on something you love? It’s such a pain in the ass, I do it maybe once or twice a year. But I hear about it on every episode of probably half of the ~25 podcasts I follow ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
 
I was thinking about an app that would see all the podcasts you listen to, then give you links to go and rate them all at once.
 
Sounds almost like something you could make on Glitch, but how to keep it a handy tool for thoughtful but busy people without the guts of it being repurposed as a spam cannon? πŸ’£πŸ’₯
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RT @mathewlodge: TIL @evite kept a plain text file from 2013 containing every user's name, address, email addresses, unencrypted password,…
Before Sarah Sanders leaves her post, she's going to hit over 100 days since her last press conference, a basic task that used to be daily for every other presidential staff in the modern era https://twitter.com/vidiot_/status/1139158121761427456
RT @sexposparenting: This case is bullshit. https://twitter.com/thelilynews/status/1133514538521976837
Some photos and notes from my trips to DC last month https://a.wholelottanothing.org/2019/06/12/washington-dc/
Three months, no sodas. down 12 lbs.
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No, Influencers Aren’t Flocking to Chernobyl by @TaylorLorenz is such a great nuanced take on how our culture and behaviors have shifted with Instagram but our media judgment hasn't caught up. It's like a real-time @yourewrongabout podcast come to print! https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/06/influencer-style-pics-at-disaster-zones-cherynobyl/591511/
The rebooted Battlebots (it's really great!) plus @donttrythis' new TV show version of his One Day Builds from YouTube is going to make Friday nights must-see TV for me. https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1138874569740214272
I love going on Facebook and seeing stupid shit like relatives posting photos of univeristy gender-free bathrooms with the caption "has the PC police gone too far?!" and reminding them the bathroom was just like the one in their fucking house, dumbasses
 
well, actually, at MY house we have a ladies bathroom and a mens bathroom
delete your presidential run https://twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/status/1138817493064138752
RT @ninatypewriter: Anne Frank (1929~1945) was born 90 years ago today. Anne Frank isn't ancient history. She's 3 years younger than Queen…
This is a great thread on exploratory space travel but what I learned visiting a NASA launch facility is way more obvious. Right now, living in space long-term hardens your arteries. Irreversibly. Some ISS astronauts come back with a cardiovascular system of someone 20yrs older https://twitter.com/hughhowey/status/1134540120877649921
For some reason, Twitter won't let me (or anyone else) post a link to my friend @bryanboyer's Matter Battle essay at matterbattle dot com. Go ahead, try it! Won't post! (Ironic, right?) Any ideas? Hello @TwitterSupport?
 
I found it and I love this. I’ve long had a photo album called β€œarchitecture is slow” for outdated buildings and uses (banks with 7 drive thru lanes, houses with a deep TV niche for 36” CRTs, etc)
Favorite Favorite Queer Eye SF Street 🀝 Van Ness
watched the US women's soccer team play their first World Cup game and silently wondered if McDonald's was stoked they didn't do a 6-piece mcnugget giveaway every time the US team scored
watched the US women's team play their first game and silently wondered if McDonald's was stoked they didn't create any 6-piece mcnugget giveaways every time the US team scored
I’m not a rocketman, I’m a rocket, man
congress loves stupid acronyms so much even for things I support I roll my eyes when I see these
tech companies should only get to use a rainbow logo in June if they can prove they gave $0 to GOP candidates that vote against equal protection bills throughout the year
I’ve been sugar soda sober for one month. I’ve lost five pounds.
 
 
 
 
 
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