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RT @johnlevenstein: Trump hasn’t given the former ambassador a nickname because he has his heart set on Yovanobitch. He’s tempted. I’ll bet…
RT @Fred_Delicious: when you say goodbye to someone at the store but bump into them in the very next aisle https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1195363904920182786
RT @TVsAndyDaly: Pizzazz! https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1195367728607039488
It was great to chat with one of my comedy heroes. Listen on up! https://twitter.com/billcorbett/status/1195324374905217025
Now does anyone know who the man seated behind Amb Yovanovich actually is?
I knew this would happen, even though I was asking a sincere question, but I honestly didn’t expect it to happen this fast. For the record, this is what I look like, as of last night, wearing a bowler hat loaned to me by @PFTompkins https://twitter.com/daniel_packard0/status/1195354073882669056
 
It’s not a loan, it’s a gift
RT @LPizzle: Hey @hallmarkchannel. Long time fan of #CountdownToChristmas. You may recognize me as the guy who made all this hot. I've been…
I enjoyed the movie “John Wick” and will soon watch the subsequent “John Wick” movies
NEVER https://twitter.com/mightseempecul1/status/1195216273468080129
Watching John Wick (1) for the first time as two other people in the room are asleep, AMA
Just a classic “Guys-“ https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1195123215657508867
RT @johnjcook: you could cut “people who openly identify as” but it would probably change the intended meaning https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1194808087686680577
RT @Hillbo_Baggins: I have still not learned how to spell the word necessary https://twitter.com/stfutony/status/1193954501620690944
RT @classiclib3ral: Here is Charlie Kirk getting chased off scene by Trump supporters after trying to convince his audience that neo-Nazi N…
RT @sannewman: In Christian theology, God has never had sex. Like, He got a human body and came down to Earth and thought, "Now's my chance…
RT @grahamclark: I met this character and drank that cocktail! May he Rest In Peace. https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5359630?__twitter_impression=true
The one time it is NOT nice to see a turtle #ANTSAT
To think I once admired Komodo dragons for biting Sharon Stone’s husband. NO MORE
RT @bestofnextdoor:
*Madea, that is Sorry to this made-up woman
Tyler Perry’s Medea’s Horse’s Car
I am so excited to finally get to do this show with the great Santina and these other fantastic performers. We will all be doing improv in wheelchairs! Do not miss It! https://twitter.com/santinamuha/status/1195052907692875776
Thank you, @atlasobscura! Let’s get weird!
RT @bestofnextdoor: #polloftheday
RT @threedomusa: Has there truly not been enough https://twitter.com/tylerbowtie55/status/1192646450632638464
RT @ReelQuinn: Pizzazz
RT @david_j_roth: If you would like to keep up with what those of us in the Deadspin diaspora are writing for sites that are not Deadspin,…
RT @mralistairgreen: comedian hanging around after the best gig he’s ever done
RT @CanYouPetTheDog: You can pet the dog in Thursday the 12th https://twitter.com/CalangamesDev/status/1194813031487807488
RT @GetDisneyPrime: Cucked By An Ape (1998)
RT @jpbrammer: in honor of the return of the Motorola Razr I will be heading to Hot Topic and spreading lies
RT @animatedtext: I want to date you but I don't want you to date me
RT @rachelmillman: the person who wrote the “what have you done this decade” tweet has me blocked and I feel so FUCKING free
RT @bestofnextdoor: 🚨URGENT ALERT🚨
RT @GetDisneyPlus: Handsome Dan and His Whispering Pancakes (2007)
RT @bransonreese: Stevie Wonder and 98 Degrees remained friends after recording True To Your Heart together. He was there at 98 Degrees’ we…
RT @goSuperego: NEW EP TODAY: Live at the @LondonPodFest with special guests @robdelaney, @TrondyNewman, and @kumailn free wherever you get…
Not really an enamel pin person but enjoying the heck out of my Comics Code flair
RT @imperialfanboy: Gone Girl (2014)
RT @GetDisneyPlus: We are sorry, due to ongoing problems online, Star Wars content is no longer available for our male fans. https://t.co/I…
RT @ChuckEChaves: I love this so much
RT @ben_rosen: you'd think this one wouldnt really change week to week
RT @Jasonlgroce: @PFTompkins :( Harry Burnett Reese is rolling in his plastic-covered grave with a little cardboard bottom and an Identical…
RT @Stitcher: @laurenlapkus @vilujidiot @ScottAukerman @PFTompkins @DammitCARL Here are the tour eps! Make sure to choose 2019 tour in the…
RT @megstalter: ***WOMAN INTRODUCES YOU TO HER HORSES**
Just a reminder, the proper pronunciations have always been and will forever be: REE-see cups REE-SEEZ PEE-seez You are most welcome
RT @Queer_Kara: Hereditary (2018)
That is a wrap on the CBB Minotaur. Well done, thou good and faithful servant. #CBBminitour
Thank you, DC, for letting us go out on a high note! And thanks to everyone who came out to see us wherever we played. Hope to see you again before too long. #CBBminitour
THIS IS IT! Our very last show of the tour. We still like each other and we still love you! #CBBminitour
RT @Nicole_Cliffe: She’s incredibly naturally submissive and feels, as does @PFTompkins, that nothing on earth could possibly be worse than…
 
 
 
 
 
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