Watch JACKIE, my new hour of standup: amazon.com/Rob-Delaney-Ja… *I rarely check DMs*
When producer David O. Selznick learned Jim Crow would make it difficult for black actors to participate in premiere of Gone w/ the Wind in Atlanta (weren’t allowed on stage/couldn’t sit w/ white actors) he just didn’t let them attend at all. Sorta hybrid Trump/Bloomberg approach
RT @NaomiAKlein: Unfortunately, a whole lot of people can be bought. The people who can't are gonna need to band together very soon.
Gracious, humble & unifying words on Obama from Sanders, underlining why he’s the front-runner in every national poll & why liberals not on Twitter are very comfortable voting for him.
RT @robdelaney: Thank you to all @BernieSanders volunteers. You’re the reason he’s the front runner. Join us; it feels good.❤️ https://t.co…
RT @DemSocialists: What scares Mayor Pete? 🌹@DemSocialists 🌄@sunrisemvmt 🦋@MaketheRoadAct 🗳️@CPDAction 📢@PPlsAction ✊🏾@DreamDefenders 🐦@Ou…
RT @isamuel: A friend of mine is knocking doors in Nevada. I’m going to join him soon. But he’s about to go into a neighborhood solo that m…
The only non-billionaire who won’t take $ from SuperPACs? How about that. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1230531061530210304
RT @DemSocialists: @sunrisemvmt Ironic. Looks like @PeteButtigieg is about to get publicly owned.
RT @sunrisemvmt: Say our name, @PeteButtigieg. We dare you.
Hahaha! It’s a shame our cousin John (who as you know we spend thanksgiving & the 4th of July with) is not on board, but I sure as hell am! ✊🏼❤️ https://twitter.com/delaneytarr/status/1230611895012536320
RT @JordanUhl: the 👑 @J_ManPrime21 just got his first @BernieSanders commit while canvassing
RT @MurshHabib: @SunPictureDesk @TheSun No.
RT @delaneytarr: Incredibly excited to share this announcement!!! Together, we can end gun violence in America. #Bernie2020 https://t.co/…
RT @BlueUpTheVote: Due your part to Blue Up The Vote at http://BlueUpTheVote.com. Together, we can Blue Up The Vote. Together. https://t.co/…
Thank you to all @BernieSanders volunteers. You’re the reason he’s the front runner. Join us; it feels good.❤️ https://berniesanders.com/volunteer/
RT @TorontoStar: A human brain has been discovered in package at the U.S. border. Officials say it originated from Toronto. https://t.co/U…
Do you work harder than your boss?
RT @ChuyForCongress: Today, I’m announcing my endorsement of Sen. @BernieSanders for President of the United States. I stand with Bernie be…
If normal fun isn’t enough for you & you want to have MONSTER fun, use this link to organize a trip to SC to volunteer for @BernieSanders’ campaign* https://berniesanders.com/berniejourney/ *You have to believe everyone deserves medical care & clean air/water❤️
RT @DemSocialists: Bloomberg is single-handedly disproving the myth of American meritocracy with his debate performance tonight. Without t…
RT @ewarren: Every voter matters. That includes voters in Mississippi. And whoever gets the most votes should win. I was honored to travel…
RT @Robillard: In a new memo this a.m., Team Buttigieg calls on BLOOMBERG to drop out. “If Bloomberg remains in the race despite showing h…
RT @DrDooleyMD: @robdelaney @BernieSanders @Essence @People4Bernie @DemSocialists @YDSA_ @briebriejoy @fshakir @clairesandberg @EmmaCaterin…
RT @washingtonpost: Analysis: A single-payer health care system would save more than 68,000 lives and $450 billion a year, new research sho…
RT @EmgageAction: More than any other presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders has built an historically inclusive movement: one that is grou…
RT @Deno_Tron: Key take away from the debate: the other candidates were very mean to Bloomberg and Mayor Pete is going to tell on them
RT @punished_stu: @robdelaney @aceplym centrist candidates are like...
@BernieSanders wrote in @Essence about how #MedicareForAll will help improve the lives of black women. https://www.essence.com/feature/medicare-for-all-black-women/
Love to wake up & gronk a few farts to deflate my morning boner.
 
I've been sleeping better so I get a few world-wakers out while I pee for what seems like hours. I love entering my mid-forties.
I agree that Americans should just use the Buttigieg/McKinsey app to figure out which health insurance “choice” will bankrupt them slowest, rather than be angry. https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/1230489201294135300
RT @InternetHippo: i love that injured people in this country beg others not to call the ambulance because of how expensive it will be. en…
RT @michaelsayman: Candidates who said tonight they support superdelegates overriding the voters' choice in the primaries: - Joe Biden - Mi…
RT @BillOReilly: Warren pounding Bloomberg about non disclosure agreements signed by women. All companies have those. Bloomberg looks wea…
RT @john_worrall: @virgiltexas @Alice_Tucker_ My excuse is that I'm in chemotherapy for colon cancer - but that doesn't stop me from phone…
Gimme a break https://twitter.com/yamiche/status/1230354408707371008
RT @HeerJeet: "Burn this party down" means trying to bring into the system non-voters (younger people, poorer people, POC). Expanding the p…
Just because Mike Bloomberg is an authoritarian racist doesn’t mean Medicare For All wouldn’t cover the head-to-toe 3rd degree burns he sustained on live TV tonight.
RT @DemSocialists: “Real change never takes place from the top on down. We need to mobilize millions of people to stand up for justice.” —…
Congrats to Bloomberg on crossing the 10% threshold to qualify for getting his asshole kicked in.
No secret I disagree with Amy & Pete on a lot. But their hatred for each other should not be discounted as a powerful renewable energy source.
RT @sunrisemvmt: Yes @PeteButtigieg, you are out of touch with your own generation. Our generation supports student debt forgiveness, Med…
RT @mattyglesias: Pete/Amy is the best feud in the primary — no policy content, purely personal animosity.
RT @sunrisemvmt: When it comes to the climate crisis, @BernieSanders delivers the moral clarity and the urgency that young people feel when…
RT @johnmellencamp: I was born in a Small Town. And I live in a Small Town. But the reality is, Small Town America is disappearing. And @M…
Bloomberg rarely gets “hands on” these days but will kill 4 staffers with hammer after this debate.
So debates don’t usually change people’s minds but holy Christ is Bloomberg shitting the bed & since his whole campaign is just theater, it will matter. Fuck him.
Click that MF donate button & hit with me a receipt. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bern-site
RT @dsam4a: MEDICARE FOR ALL WOULD SAVE $450 BILLION A YEAR #DemDebate https://www.newsweek.com/medicare-all-would-save-450-billion-annually-while-preventing-68000-deaths-new-study-shows-1487862
Sir, no! Let me fuck the rocks https://www.fppolitics.com/utah-democratic-party-chairman-bernie-sanders-rocks/
The Ultimate Taboo: Making Love to My Wife
@robdelaney What’s your take on this? Bernie’s age and health make me nervous. I’m sure you have thoughts. I’d love to hear your view!
Trolls and people trying to cancel me? Need to understand I’m getting more powerful by the god damn minute
 
If you smack the crotch five times a day you can walk through walls
 
 
 
 
 
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