Software engineer at @cziscience.
RT @davidfrum: I still want to know what I wanted to know in 2016: Putin's Russia obviously has some kind of hold upon the man in the presi…
RT @raganwald: The tl;dr I'm trying to say is that if you put too much time pressure on an agile team, it stops being agile even though it…
TFW you run into some untested open source code that obviously has never worked and never had a chance of working, yet is documented to work…
Views of & from Notre Dame (2016)
RT @primalpoly: In the future, every piece of work you've ever produced, every thought & feeling you've ever expressed, could be wiped out…
RT @seanlinehan: People who live in the SF Bay Area and work in tech: Looking ahead, for how long do you plan to live in the Bay Area?
Parenting achievement unlocked- got to the zoo before it opened.
RT @MontereyAq: sub tweet _________|°|_ \__/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ \ 💛 ~~ || — 🔵 🔵 🔵 ) 🦑 / ̄\_________ /…
RT @kellabyte: Many OKR’s have just created the modern day gant chart. You’re attached to those progress updates just like every waterfall…
RT @kellabyte: Oh my god I feel like OKR’s are like agile. Everyone is doing it now with hopes of magical results and how it’s going to fix…
“What’s your name?” “Ryan King” “Oh like the Lion King? Has anyone thought of that?” “I’ve owned http://theryankkng.com since 2003” https://twitter.com/maximumtheryan/status/1110616712993333249
RT @Jasonkarns: Bought a mechanical keyboard with more resistance so my code will be strongly typed.
RT @BWest: Apple's new credit card should've been called Hypercard and anyone that disagrees is wrong
RT @NateSilver538: It's always a tell that Alaska isn't shown to scale in these maps. https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/1109114745389543424
RT @kh: Oh good, EWR terminal A got rid of its mothers’ room for pumping in favor of these... porta-potties.
I want to listen to more music than I do. What are your hacks for listening to more music, at home, at work, while walking etc.?
Fascinating analysis here of the @joerogan show with these gems of writing: https://slate.com/culture/2019/03/joe-rogans-podcast-is-an-essential-platform-for-freethinkers-who-hate-the-left.html
RT @SkiftTable: New OpenTable Policy Tees Up Fight for Diner Data https://table.skift.com/2019/03/18/new-opentable-policy-tees-up-fight-for-diner-data/
RT @michaelneuro: Incredible work by @senjutisaha in collaboration with @czbiohub and @gatesfoundation. Unbiased metagenomic sequencing for…
RT @trevorsumner: 1of x: BEST analysis of what really is happening on the #Boeing737Max issue from my brother in law @davekammeyer, who’s a…
RT @billmckibben: New study: if we stop emissions immediately, Arctic still warms 5C/9F by century's end. We're not stopping global warming…
Just a thought for those saying college admissions is rigged anyway, so nbd. Maybe but, if really true, why did these rich folks have to go through such extraordinary lengths to get their kids in?
 
Rigged vs very rigged. All on the spectrum of riggedness!
 
Because the kids don’t know it’s rigged?
RT @monteiro: Biz accidentally nails the problem with tech: https://twitter.com/biz/status/1104975356581175296
RT @Kpaxs: In an information-rich world, the wealth of information means a scarcity of whatever it is that information consumes. What info…
RT @bolt: An inside look from our Engineering team on building our @BigCommerce WordPress extension https://twitter.com/BigCommerceDevs/status/1103057452818411520
RT @raganwald: Sprints are not agile. Standups are not agile. Backlogs are not agile. Retrospectives are not agile. No process or ceremony…
RT @squawalpine: Alpine Patrol Dog Ike sliding into his 11th birthday like... Happy Birthday Ike! 🎥: Alpine Avalanche Rescue Foundation #a…
RT @RobinWigg: Whoa Ivanka comes out in favour of 100% inheritance tax. https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1100405244062662656
That would be Harry Truman. I hope I could take him now. https://twitter.com/meganromer/status/1099533459356291073
RT @cziscience: With rapid advances in genome engineering, scientists are devising ever-larger experiments that require automation to be pr…
If you come at the king, you best not miss... https://twitter.com/jeffbezos/status/1093643321732464646
Dear websites everywhere. Stop it with the fucking pop-ups. I don't want to subscribe to your newsletter. If I did I would find it.
RT @_cingraham: Per Thomas Piketty roughly 60% of America's wealth is inherited, meaning most of America's riches are owned by people who d…
Netflix has endless data on what content Americans want to see, and its answer is nonstop serial killer and apocalypse shows. Cool, cool
 
At least, that’s what they show you.
Bunch of my Twitter feed is in FOSDEM or @gopherconeu and I'm on a 5+ hr flight in economy middle seat with a toddler who won't sleep and wants to push and pull every button/thing while kicking me in the junk. #HaveKidsTheySay
 
This is awesome. I've been wondering when someone would tackle this problem. https://www.fastcompany.com/90296956/a-coalition-of-giant-brands-is-about-to-change-how-we-shop-forever-with-a-new-zero-waste-platform
Also, pet-peeve of mine– people forget that "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is a prioritized list.
RT @AndrewDessler: This is the key advantage U.S. science has over other countries. When I worked at NASA Goddard, I marveled that you coul…
RT @cziscience: “Sequencing can help take bias out of traditional diagnostic testing & identify pathogens we have never seen before.” CZI p…
Having newborn, potty training toddler and sick (until recently) dog has dramatically increased the quantity of poop-talk in our house. Hopefully we've reached #peakPoop.
RT @pilgrimdear: A congresswoman saying "motherfucker" on her first day in office is the first time I've ever felt genuinely represented by…
Back to work after first round of parental leave. In that time– * new daughter * dishwasher flooded our kitchen and maybe ruined floors * leaky roof * potty training & new school for toddler * sick dog * probably other life-changing things, can't remember because no sleep AMA
Google docs are where words go to die.
RT @OrgPhysics: Stunning Sun Dog in Sweden
2018 Annual Letter by @cziscience https://link.medium.com/d9GIUSzATS
Reading guides on potty-training and they all address their readers as "mama". Can someone tell them it is almost 2019?
RT @thefourthvine: I just saw a man pick up and carry 2 (TWO) golden retrievers. Large ones. One on each shoulder. He was saying, “You alwa…
This is a pretty asinine statement, but it also exposes that the “save the planet” framing of climate change is less truthful than “save humanity and our way of life”. https://twitter.com/junkscience/status/1073757414770524162
 
 
 
 
 
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