Electric cars, giant batteries and solar
The 2020 @Porsche Taycan is a lot more expensive than the @Tesla Model S: http://crdrv.co/WUcPiRw
The electric performance revolution underway, with the @Porsche #Taycan competing against the @Tesla #ModelS. Is Porsche's first EV refreshing or revolting?https://www.motortrend.com/news/refreshing-or-revolting-porsche-taycan-vs-tesla-model-s/
⠀ (\__/)    ⠀  (•ㅅ•) Tesla Powerwall  _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈 (\__/)    /ミ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) me wanting to play Teenage Dirtbag on repeat during a power grid blackout
Watch 4 Porsches lap a @Tesla Model S broken down on the Nürburgring: http://crdrv.co/c6FazVl
I believe that housing & construction are hardest vertical for a startup to tackle, so we invested ~$5m in @blokable Like @Tesla & @Uber it will be a long, hard road, but the prize at the end is the ability to build homes that last 2x as long at half the cost, & 1/10th the time! https://twitter.com/blokable/status/1168614512389447685
Can’t watch the race without thinking about the huge Dahmler Benz announcement. How much longer will car racing use wasteful engines? @Tesla should enter an electric car in every race. They might even win. https://www.financialexpress.com/auto/car-news/daimler-stops-development-of-internal-combustion-engines-complete-focus -on-evs/1711989/
It's almost like using the daily free energy pumped out by the sun instead of fossil fuels is a no-brainer. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-09/gas-plants-will-get-crushed-by-wind-solar-by-2035-study-says
Watch 4 Porsches lap a @Tesla Model S broken down on the Nürburgring: http://crdrv.co/i2CIIoM
“What do you think of electric cars?” *excited screaming* https://twitter.com/SayDiversity/status/1175066293696958464
Anyone riding a UFO out of Area 51 today can recharge at our nearby Supercharger in Beatty. One day only.
The 2019 @Tesla #Model3 has been named an @IIHS_autosafety Top Safety Pick+, earning Good marks in all crash categories. Learn more here! http://mtrnd.us/AyE8V6
Until then, auf Wiedersehen Germany 👋 Here’s some of our initial Model S Plaid data to keep you buzzing until we return:
Data from our track tests indicates that Model S Plaid can achieve 7:20 at the Nürburgring. With some improvements, 7:05 may be possible when Model S returns next month.
$TSLAQ is a controversial group of short tellers looking to take down @Tesla and @elonmusk. Our @dudejohan explains who these people are, what they are doing, and why they are doing it in @inside @auto. https://insd.io/2I967iv
offered to trade him straight-up for the @Tesla
MINT condition 1988 Hyundai Excel. First car I ever drove/totalled. this guy's had this thing since it was new.
The 2019 @Tesla Model 3 named IIHS Top Safety Pick+: http://crdrv.co/OX5t6bO
Model 3 has earned the IIHS 2019 Top Safety Pick+ Award, earning top scores across all eight tests covering crashworthiness, occupant protection, crash avoidance, and headlight systems.
We installed a Supercharger at Nürburgring. Makes it feel like home, you know?
Pssttt... @elonmusk 👀 If @Tesla made jet-skis, it'd be this ⚡👇 https://meow.ph/orca
Plans for tonight: • playing The Sims • naming a character Internal Combustion Engine • making them go for a swim • deleting the swimming pool ladder
You can't actually marry your Tesla (sorry) but this is the next best thing: https://twitter.com/idreamincode/status/1166378685173129216
What's the first thing in your Tesla that you showed your grandparents? https://twitter.com/kchau/status/1170760213571354625
Jk no one ever gets tired of Africa by Toto
What's your go-to tune for showing off your car's sound system and making your neighbors call the police because its 2am and they're tired of hearing Africa by Toto?
The next time a badger hails down your Tesla, do the right thing and leave them on the road because badgers are wild animals and will definitely rip up your seats. https://twitter.com/ildottormorte/status/1160936626937389063
Just to be 100% clear, Powerwall would still work great in the world's ugliest home too https://ts.la/2kH5l3F
*~ Some personal news ~* We lapped Laguna Seca @WeatherTechRcwy in 1:36.555 during advanced R&D testing of our Model S Plaid powertrain and chassis prototype (That’s a second faster than the record for a four-door sedan)
You can now get 2k miles of free Supercharging for you *and* a friend via our referral program. ...great news for those of you who love posting your referral code in our Twitter replies (RIP my mentions)
Also great news if you want to power your commute with the sun instead of toxic & polluting gas: solar panels are now an eligible product for referral benefits too
Aurora Borealis ✅ Blue Lagoon ✅ Sustainable energy ✅ Reykjavík service center ✅ Tesla vehicle orders open for Iceland NOW 🙌
Kids are actually our best customers, so even when you have a child they’ll also only ever congratulate you on getting a Tesla.
{\__/} {\__/} ( • . •) (• - • ) / > 👶 / > < \ Baby? no {\__/} {\__/} ( •_•) ✨(• . • ) ✨ / > 🚗 \/ \/ Tesla? congratulations https://twitter.com/medial_mark/status/1165463188059475968
This was our first attempt...
Our Model X towed a plane once and now we're in the 2020 Guinness World Records book. So…how's your day going?
(Reminder: your Tesla is also kind of the world’s greatest tent.)
🍁 brb putting our epic panoramic glass roof to work in the Canadian wilderness 🍁 https://twitter.com/ParksCanada/status/1170066668283805697
Model 3 has landed in Hong Kong (who's excited)
can we all just agree that pumping out carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, particulate matter, nitrogen oxide and sulphur dioxide from cars on all the streets around the world is maybe a bad idea
Tell us about *that moment* when you knew you needed a Tesla
Tesla is the kangaroo of the automotive world because we raise little Teslas in the frunks of our cars.
Model 3 has arrived in Australia 🦘
Model 3 interior is now 100% leather-free 🐄
in fairness to ourselves we literally only rolled this feature out 5 minutes ago
Customer: There’s a dent on the front-ish-side-quarter-half panel, under the second fold. Tesla: Tesla: you can now send us a photo through your Tesla mobile app when scheduling service Customer: cool, I didn’t know that Tesla: blame our social media team
Voilà, we’ve unlocked even more power in our European Superchargers. C’est très speedy. https://twitter.com/bobjouy/status/1166759231569170432
Algorithm update in progress
We're making some updates to Tesla Insurance and will be back online shortly.
Tesla Insurance launches today in California to offer better rates for Tesla owners. https://www.tesla.com/blog/introducing-tesla-insurance
The hills are alive with the sound...completely opposite to combustion engines
We know Switzerland is supposed to be neutral and all, but they're making a *pretty* aggressive play for most epic Tesla charging location https://twitter.com/Rickpoisson/status/1163189275011244033
We pride ourselves on our clean, minimal interior aesthetic. Send us pictures of how you've ruined it.
Now there’s a 🥝 with good taste. Model 3 has arrived in New Zealand 🇳🇿 https://twitter.com/geoffloweitools/status/1165825060113809408
Last month we had over 2 million Supercharger sessions, totalling 72 GWh of energy. That could power: - Hawaii for three days - the Republic of Ireland for a day - playing 'You're Beautiful' on repeat from every device in your house because Karen just left you
Oh, range anxiety, that's right. https://mashable.com/article/tesla-electric-vehicles-road-trips/
Are we forgetting something?
Also available? Our new, more-efficient, longer-range Model S and Model X.
Hint: starts with P and ends with oland, Hungary, Romania and Slovenia. Model 3 orders are open today in 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 🇷🇴 🇸🇮
Where will Model 3 show up next?
Your Tesla comes with batteries included.
2 identical chips, both capable of 36 trillion operations per second. (don't eat them) https://www.cnet.com/news/meet-tesla-self-driving-car-computer-and-its-two-ai-brains/
 
 
 
 
 
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