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In these trying times where social isolation is the norm, companionship has become a top priority for many Americans. Which is why it’s no surprise more rescue subs than ever before are now finding their forever dungeon. Today on The Topical. https://link.chtbl.com/TheTopicalEp81
On the 40th anniversary of its release, The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the horror classic ‘The Shining’. https://entertainment.theonion.com/the-onion-looks-back-at-the-shining-1819595517
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