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Discovery Channel Pulls Controversial ‘How It’s Made’ Nuclear Power Episode That Gave Iran Access To Top-Secret Designs https://trib.al/0onAafR
NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team https://trib.al/Y4dMUYb
Teacher Just Hopes They Never Google Him https://trib.al/IzShWkJ
Apartment Broker Recommends Brooklyn Residents Spend No More Than 150% Of Income On Rent https://trib.al/GwHGVyK
Wrinkle-Free Pants Didn't Think They'd Be Tested Quite This Much https://trib.al/7VJ8wBc
A Look At The Class Of 2023
Swiss Scientists Develop Cat Allergy Vaccine https://trib.al/5YAidde #WhatDoYouThink?
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Phillies Concession Stand Offering Plastic Helmets For Fans To Vomit In https://trib.al/RCqNICq
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Fan Has List Of Dream Marketers He’d Love To See Handle Next Spider-Man Film https://trib.al/JVh44JK
Popeyes Escalates Chick-Fil-A Rivalry With New Sandwich Featuring Dan Cathy’s Battered, Fried Loved Ones https://trib.al/RnPEaiP
White Supremacist Writing Manifesto Wonders If He Relying Too Much On Easy Racial Stereotypes https://trib.al/IjpyYkF
Dollar Tree To Stop Selling Assault Weapons https://trib.al/iF825dP
‘Cosmopolitan’ Fires Editor After Learning She Lied On Resume About Having Sex https://trib.al/rKzfDUk
Cowboys Team Doctor Breaks News That Mentally Deteriorating Jerry Jones Will Soon Be Unable To Recognize Single Player On Roster https://trib.al/te7Qn6x
Jill Biden Urges Democratic Voters To Ignore Which Candidates Are Mentally Sharp Enough To Finish Complete Sentences For Good Of Party https://trib.al/xQALX65
Report: Ugh, Trail Mix All Raisins, Almonds, Dried Cranberries, Chocolate Chips, Cashews, Sunflower Seeds https://trib.al/b5DhUqo
Medal Of Honor Imprint Burned Into Donald Trump’s Chest After Curious President Places It Around Own Neck https://trib.al/tfXeZQC
Nintendo Confirms Yoshi’s Ability To Throw Eggs To Defeat Enemies Is A Pro-Abortion Stance https://trib.al/qiuDrHP
Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 20, 2019 https://trib.al/00VKrAb
Character In Thriller Film Totally Unaware 100 Reporters On Front Lawn Until He Opens Door https://trib.al/KIKcUGM
Ebola Drugs Show 90% Survival Rate https://trib.al/m8FXYIK #WhatDoYouThink?
Man Guessing He’s Stared At Giant Sequoia Long Enough To Appreciate It https://trib.al/VEylqWI
RT @TheOnion: Newt Gingrich Slams ‘New York Times’ 1619 Project As Shameless Abolitionist Propaganda https://trib.al/qZ7hsDe https://t.co/3…
Fantasy Novel Not Holding Back On Criticisms Of Dwarvish Culture https://trib.al/vxPox15
NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://trib.al/bWE4yGr
RT @TheOnion: Newt Gingrich Slams ‘New York Times’ 1619 Project As Shameless Abolitionist Propaganda https://trib.al/qZ7hsDe https://t.co/3…
RT @TheOnion: .@NewtGingrich: "What we’re seeing is the tragic decline of 'The New York Times' into a propaganda paper that’s clearly opera…
"Unfortunately, over the past week, Mr. Epstein also wired hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes to secure himself a lax visitation deal, which allowed him to bring friends, family, and colleagues up from Earth to Heaven for private, unmonitored visits." https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1163510967495528450
Old Dryer Abandoned By Train Tracks Now A Vital Part Of Ecosystem https://trib.al/d5QotO8
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RT @TheOnion: Newt Gingrich Slams ‘New York Times’ 1619 Project As Shameless Abolitionist Propaganda https://trib.al/qZ7hsDe https://t.co/3…
Married Couple Frustrated After Months Of Unsuccessfully Trying To Sell A Baby https://trib.al/guKxI2E
Hideo Kojima Says New Experimental Video Game Will Consist Entirely Of 2-Hour-Long Cutscene https://trib.al/7DQDrG8
RT @TheOnion: Newt Gingrich Slams ‘New York Times’ 1619 Project As Shameless Abolitionist Propaganda https://trib.al/qZ7hsDe https://t.co/3…
"It would have been nice if someone had just sat me down and told me receiving thousands of blows to the head from 200-pound men might give me some issues." https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1163468931677528064
NRA Warns Banning Assault Weapons Would Infringe On Americans’ Constitutional Right To Make Them All Pay https://trib.al/QXw3ced
Trump Advisor Confirms Administration Looking Into Buying Greenland https://trib.al/1KCmWDP #WhatDoYouThink?
Tearful Daniel Pantaleo Embraces Family In Loving Chokehold After Returning Home From Station https://trib.al/V67eIUi
Jay-Z Pledges To Make Sure Colin Kaepernick Gets Contract At NFL Stadium Shop https://trib.al/PnHWnUY
Experts Confirm Doritos Bag Developed Bright, Distinctive Coloring To Warn Potential Predators That It Could Kill Them https://trib.al/ZXwbVeM
Jeffrey Epstein Free To Visit Earth 6 Days A Week Under Terms Of Sweetheart Afterlife Deal https://trib.al/mdM147I
Newt Gingrich Slams ‘New York Times’ 1619 Project As Shameless Abolitionist Propaganda https://trib.al/qZ7hsDe
 
"What we’re seeing is the tragic decline of 'The New York Times' into a propaganda paper that’s clearly operating in the pocket of pro-abolitionist causes.” https://trib.al/qZ7hsDe
Sick Boy’s ‘Visit To Heaven’ Sounding More And More Like Wet Dream https://trib.al/sdXGIXQ
2nd-Grade Teacher Can't Believe How Much Fatter They Keep Getting https://trib.al/NSy2TQ4
After Much Thought, OGN Has Decided To Update Our Review Of ‘Banjo-Kazooie’ From A 9.7 To A 9.6 https://trib.al/IVBrRxL
Aging Boxing Veteran Wishes Someone Had Told Him Being Punched Unconscious Could Damage His Brain https://trib.al/S74oPkj
Unhinged Man With Jackhammer Slips Into Construction Site Undetected https://trib.al/PMKnn1q
Surgeon Pretty Bummed About Losing Patient, But It Not Like They Were Good Friends Or Anything https://trib.al/sro5EQi
Study Finds That All The Worst People Will Outlive You https://trib.al/37sokvB
Tan Asshole Still On Island Time https://trib.al/wNGnjrH
Area Man Would Have Done Things Differently If He Were Killer In Movie https://trib.al/faD2mKv
Epstein Guards Placed On Disciplinary Leave For Allowing Selves To Be Distracted By Mischievous Monkey That Stole Key Ring https://trib.al/38ta3tM
Signs Make Upcoming Section Of Road Sound Pretty Badass https://trib.al/GTGXCFK
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